The campaign rolls on

We've been to Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and New York. Now, the Eric Cooper for President campaign rolls forward into the Keystone state... the home of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and many other founding fathers. 

The latest campaign tour will actually make a one day stop back in New York before spending the week in Pennsylvania. Thanks to Minister of Propaganda and Eric Cooper Campaign Ambassador of Pennsylvania Mr. Jeremy Zimmerman, the support level in Pennsylvania is higher than ever before... higher than any other state in the US currently. This campaign tour to Pennsylvania is also significant because it is the first state in which I have a running mate, Mr. Chuck Hathaway. Mr. Hathaway and I are anticipating an amazing trip to the home of the original Declaration of Independence, and from Wednesday through Friday, we will be debating about our immigration policy at a local college. It should be a great week in the Eric Cooper for President campaign!

Also, in late April, the Eric Cooper for President Campaign will be releasing a promotional video that is being produced by bodyguard member and devoted campaigner David Frye. Mr. Frye has a history of making hysterical videos, so I expect this one to be no different! Stay tuned!

Thanks for your support,

Presidential candidate Eric Cooper and Vice Presidential candidate Chuck Hathaway

A message from Chuck Hathaway

I am honored to accept the awesome and serious responsibility of being the next vice president of the United States of America. Eric is a principled leader with more experience then any other candidate in this race to lead the change so desperately needed. The skeptics may be skeptical about our ability to lead change but I have one short original response for them - Yes We Can. 

Yes We Can produce our own foreign oil by annexing Saudi Arabia. 

Yes We Can solve the problem of illegal immigrantion by making Canada and Mexico the 51 & 52 states of the USA. 

Yes We Can solve the issue of our national debt by investing in more  money minting technology.

YES WE CAN!!!

PS. I am finally, for the first time in my life, proud of America.

IT'S FINAL: MEET THE VICE PRESIDENT

Finally, the decision has been made! Mr. Charles Silas (or Chuck) Hathaway, a Republican from Rhode Island, has been elected to be my running mate in 2008. Mr. Hathaway, a champion debater and orator, is very consistent in the application of his political views and provides an incredible and almost obsolete level of integrity to the campaign. He re-enforces 100% of my views, and we'll make quite the unstoppable team. Get off the track, Hillary and Obama, because the freight train's coming!

My regards are extended to Mr. Michael Quigley Mullaney, Mr. Aaron Charles Reale, and Mrs. Lauren Caudill for participating in the Vice Presidential poll. However, after further examination of the circumstances and face-to-face interrogation and interviews with Mr. Hathaway, I am confident he is the Vice President of my choice.

Our View on the Issues and Administration Members have been updated, so be sure to check it out!

Scandal!

We have had a scandal! An imposter of Vice Presidential candidate Mr. Michael Mullaney faked a resignation letter! This is a great treachery! Due to this inconvenience, the Eric Cooper Campaign extends their sincerest apologies to Mr. Mullaney. Mr. Mullaney will be re-added to the poll and his votes from the previous poll (11) will be added onto the votes he gets in the new poll. The same goes for Mr. Reale and Ms. Caudill. Therefore, despite the numbers you see in the new poll, those poll numbers will be added to our previous results, which are:

Mr. Michael Mullaney: 11

Mr. Aaron Reale: 9

Mrs. Lauren Caudill: 8

One less candidate to whip in November... Farewell, Ron Paul

Race for Vice President update

Hello all, and welcome once again to VoteCooper08! Since I last posted, we have had some major changes in our vice presidential race. The leading candidate, Michael Mullaney, has withdrawn from the race for an unidentified reason. One of our other candidates, Matthew Bradbury, has decided to run for President as well himself. He will be the candidate debating Mr. Cooper. Therefore, our race is now between Aaron Reale and Lauren Caudill. The poll will be reset soon... get voting!

The "other" race

As a presidential candidate, most of your campaign energy is spent on your effort to inherit the throne of the world's greatest power. But as a candidate of the people, I deploy as much attention and energy into the "race within the race" as my own personal ambitions. The application period for Vice President has now closed, and our competitors are:

Head of Military operations Aaron Reale (17 years old, Republican)

Secretary of State Michael Mullaney (15 years old, Republican)

Congressman Matthew Bradbury (13 years of age, Republican)

Congresswoman Lauren Caudill (Unidentified age, Independent)

These four candidates will campaign for the Vice President nomination until March 15, 2008, when the winner will be announced. Voters, vote in the poll on the right panel and support your favorite VP candidate! As a firm believer in democratic voting systems, the results of the poll will be the main factor in my decision for nomination. Get voting!

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