Finally, the decision has been made! Mr. Charles Silas (or Chuck) Hathaway, a Republican from Rhode Island, has been elected to be my running mate in 2008. Mr. Hathaway, a champion debater and orator, is very consistent in the application of his political views and provides an incredible and almost obsolete level of integrity to the campaign. He re-enforces 100% of my views, and we'll make quite the unstoppable team. Get off the track, Hillary and Obama, because the freight train's coming!My regards are extended to Mr. Michael Quigley Mullaney, Mr. Aaron Charles Reale, and Mrs. Lauren Caudill for participating in the Vice Presidential poll. However, after further examination of the circumstances and face-to-face interrogation and interviews with Mr. Hathaway, I am confident he is the Vice President of my choice.
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I am honored to accept the awesome and serious responsibility of being the next vice president of the United States of America. Eric is a principled leader with more experience then any other candidate in this race to lead the change so desperately needed. The skeptics may be skeptical about our ability to lead change, but I have one short original response for them - Yes We Can.
Yes We Can produce our own foreign oil by annexing Saudi Arabia.
Yes We Can solve the problem of illegal immigration by making Canada and Mexico the 51 & 52 states of the USA.
Yes We Can solve the issue of our national debt by investing in more money minting technology.
Yes We Can.
PS. I am finally, for the first time in my life, proud of America.
YES WE CAN!! COOPER/HATHAWAY IN 08!!!
NO YOU CANT. you both will FAIL as president and vice president. i am APPALED that of all people, you chuck (or watever) are vice. you better pray that i dont find you, because if i do, YOU WILL PAY.
(THE FUNNY THING IS, I AM CLOSER THAN YOU THINK!)
guys, dont listen to him. I am honered to be under you two.
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